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Broad Run High School

A ghetto ass school in the richest county in America, where snobby teenagers that smoke weed and binge drink every weekend go for an education they won't even use because their parents will pay for them to live at home their whole life.
Brian: Where do you go to school?

Me: Broad Run High School
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broad run high school

Broad run high school, in ashburn,(part of northern virginia). Known as a high school full of rich girls with their Coach bags, Lacoste Polos, perfect hair and daddy's credit card to match. The school kicks ass in basically every sport except the football team which basically sucks. Although the school is about 35 years old and used to be called "cornfield high", nobody cares because now they are part of the richest county in the country, loudoun
Girl: Oh my god, we like, have to go to Tyson's this weekend, I really need a new Juicy sweatsuit!

Girl2: I know me too, one of mine is like over two weeks old and i cannot enter broad run high school looking like a freak!
by Broad Run Spartan, Lauren R. December 15, 2008
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Broad Ripple High School

Located in Broad Ripple village on the North Side of Indiana, Broad Ripple (Magnet) High School is home to some of the most terrifying, awkward, strange children you will ever chance to encounter.

There are the awesome kids from the art, music, and theater magnets, but there are also some punks from the media communications and humanities magnets that nobody pays attention to.

Broad Ripple is a sanctuary for homosexuals, nerds, freaks, and people who just plain don't fit in. Ironically, Broad Ripple is home to the Rockets! Large rockets that resemble a male genitalia are portrayed throughout the entire school. The only school in Indiana where you can utter the phrase, "I don't like black people" and not be beaten to a senseless bloody pulp. This is because people at Broad Ripple are intelligent and win their personal battles with the power od WORDS.

Broad Ripple high school is also a magical place filled with wonderful controlled substances. Many drugs can be found floating through the orang and black decorated hallways, e.g. Heroin, Ecstasy, and even Morphine. At any time of the day you can walk in to the cafeteria and buy magical Lazy Cakes or even Marijauna brownies. Yummy!

Go rockets!
Tom: "Hey, Did you hear about the kids from Broad Ripple High School?"

Eric: "Yeah, they're all faggots. Literally."
by Heroin Bob Psycho Sean November 2, 2011
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can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).
1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H March 1, 2005
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can't hit the broad side of a barn

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn
by tombo May 13, 2005
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You know what they say: see a broad who get all booty-eyed, lay'em down and smack'em yack'em. Ho got to be, you know?

Sheeit...
by jDogg April 18, 2005
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Broad Ripple Magnet HighSchool

Located in Broad Ripple village on the North Side of Indiana, Broad Ripple (Magnet) High School is home to some of the most terrifying, awkward, strange children you will ever chance to encounter.

Broad Ripple is a sanctuary for homosexuals, nerds, freaks and people that don't fit in at any other school. Everyday you can walk into the decorated black and orange hallways and buy magical lazy brownies, ecstasy, hot fries and drinks, yum! This is the type of school where you have to seriously build a lot of courage before the rowdy kids break into your stall screaming, "aye he is taking a shit!!!!" Throughout the hallways and stairwells you will encounter New York sized mice and roaches. Broad Ripple is home to the rockets! It represents a gigantic male genitalia! Students walk around the hall's screaming "Yeet!" and "This Bitch Empty!" whilst throwing water bottles or cans of soda, fun!

Broad Ripple is home to the cool kids from the arts, music, choir, and theater. Humanities and media magnet are the punk ass kids that nobody pays attention to and nobody cares about.

GO ROCKETS!!!
"How is Broad Ripple Magnet HighSchool!?"
"LOL we shutting down!"
by Banana Slammers May 9, 2018
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