When you sleep at a girls place, wait till she falls asleep. Then poop in her bathtub and cover every lightbulb in her house with it then replace the bulbs. She will wake up in the morning and turn the lights on to the heated stench of shit!
by The Guy From Miami January 05, 2010
A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023
Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.
Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
by wowowowoowowo January 09, 2025
Brighting is the process of an open monologue publicly with none or very little interaction to prior contexts of conversations surrounding the person
by jacque69 December 16, 2021
by ttc January 16, 2014
The best color in the world often associated with royalty. Also really hot girls. People who like this color are amazing and much cooler than you could ever hope to be. Also deep minded and funny. Also gay. Or not. It could happen though.
by CoolestKidEver007 January 20, 2009
It means, I loved you but I don't want to love you anymore, I've given up because I know I'm going to lose no matter what I do
Men(e.g name) Look at the sky... The stars was shining so bright isn't it?
(e.g name) mahal kita NOON pero ayoko ng mahalin ka pa, suko nako kase alam ko naman na kahet anong gawin ko talo parin ako...
(e.g name) mahal kita NOON pero ayoko ng mahalin ka pa, suko nako kase alam ko naman na kahet anong gawin ko talo parin ako...
by Star at the sky January 09, 2022