Acting brand new

The act of becoming someone who you are not, or showing out for a certain group of individuals.

What happened to him? He’s acting brand new.

Acting brand new by muffmunchingronburgandy July 8, 2020

Elton Brand 

1. A beast in the paint
2. One of the most underrated players in the league

1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.
2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"
Lakers fan: "Who?"

Elton Brand by The Real Izzy November 30, 2004

Turkan brand 

During sex the male puts a rug on the females back and lights the rug on fire while ejaculating.

I gave my wife a Turkan Brand last night.

Turkan brand by PapaSmurf35 July 17, 2017

Off Brand God

Naomi, the person you should not mess with

Naomi is off brand god and should be respected

Off Brand God by that_trash_cam March 25, 2020

Riding for the brand 

Displaying proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them. This phrase is often found in Louis L'Amour's books.

The ranch hand wouldn't go work for another outfit; he'd been riding for the brand for 20 years. Dance with the one who brought you loyalty fidelity

Riding for the brand by Darkside of K May 9, 2016

silence, brand 

A phrase used to respond 100% of the cases to a brand tweet, usually if the brand account is trying to fit in a certain trend or talk about a current topic. It is often posted as a picture of a crab-looking creature shooting lasers from it's eyes.

Verified random Brand account: "We're deeply sorry about Mr. Peanut's death. We're gonna *do something related to their product* in honor of him."

At least 1 person: silence, brand

silence, brand by Lynxeption January 23, 2020

Off Brand People 

Random people that you don't know and don't have a clue why they are kickin' it with you or where they came from.

That party was sweet, but all those off brand people were getting on my nerves.

Off Brand People by Qthaking February 17, 2010