An African American left fielder for the San Francisco Giants who has abnormally small testicles (size youth medium cup), a size 32 D bra, and a gigantic dome. Barry is an individual who didn't understand the consequences of shooting animal growth hormone into his glutinous and is currently suffering from a shriveled scrotum, limited room in his bra, a lot of room in his jock, excessive back-acne, a schizophrenic and unpredictable roid raging personality. Pedro Gomez of ESPN has divorced his wife, and left his kids so that he could follow this cheating, low-life, asshole.
Barry Bonds, the pussy left fielder for the San Francisco Giants, who cheated so that he could pass Hank Aaron's home run record, now pees from an organ called the vagina.
by G-Schwartz April 14, 2007
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Formally known as an awkward silence. When you first meet someone you will often find these however "Quiet Bonding Moment" sounds better than awkward silence! Also found when yo have very little in common with someone.
Girl:What kind of music do you like?
Boy: Mostly Rock and Indie.You?
Girl Oh..I like dance and Rave.
(Quiet Bonding Moment)
Boy: Mostly Rock and Indie.You?
Girl Oh..I like dance and Rave.
(Quiet Bonding Moment)
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by Moin August 2, 2007
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"Oh you're at uni? 'Getting smarter' at Griffith University?"
"Griffith? See the Polo? See the BMW? I don't go to any PUBLIC uni! I go to Bond University, bitch!"
"Bondies: My Dads your Dad's boss and one day I'll be your boss too!"
"Griffith? See the Polo? See the BMW? I don't go to any PUBLIC uni! I go to Bond University, bitch!"
"Bondies: My Dads your Dad's boss and one day I'll be your boss too!"
by Your Future Bondie Boss October 27, 2008
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by yankeesrule May 13, 2005
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"Mundec just bondoed three goblins in one attack!"
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