A bitch who fails at doing basic bitch shit... or one who cant assume the rank of bitch, essentially falling short of that designation recieveing the lesser term botch...
by ETArchitect December 6, 2016
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"Dude, Mike's Fu Boichu makes him look like a Chester!"
"Dude you need to shave that shit off cause it looks like a Fu Boichu not a Fu Manchu!"
"Dude you need to shave that shit off cause it looks like a Fu Boichu not a Fu Manchu!"
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PERSON 1 : oy cheif can i borrow 50p for a fag?
CHEIF: fokka you botch i need da cosh for da bos, is ur dad gonna pay for it?
CHEIF: fokka you botch i need da cosh for da bos, is ur dad gonna pay for it?
by brapppppppp January 11, 2008
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I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!
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When you've totally consumed a carbonated beverage of some sort, or any food that creates gaseous fumes out of the mouth and you need to express it fully (meaning, you can't keep your mouth closed or somehow swallow the burp because you know your neck will explode). And while you express it fully, you say while burping, "Botch." Some others, continue saying the entire word even if the belch has ceased. Usually, after a good botchulism, men receive erections on the spot. Women usually have a quim-like experience.
"Dude, Amy had a nice botchulism last night. It was so loud, I fuckin' got a huge boner."
"BOTCH...ulism" (the burp itself)
"BOTCH...ulism" (the burp itself)
by AmyDick January 6, 2008
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