Tickle boner

An erection resulting from an unexpected tickle stimulation.

That tickle fight just gave me the hardest tickle boner.

by Bigbootyy February 15, 2014

skin-ripping boner

a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.

"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."

by theGUARDian January 8, 2010

Boner Pwner

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.

Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...

by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

Buzz Boner

An erection caused by the vibrations of an automobile, bumpy roads or the like. Usually not desired*

"Get out of the car already man!"
"I can't, I'm pitchin a tent...buzz boner man, that road was bumpy."

by Shadedragon December 26, 2008

Dry Boner

When a male gets an erection from out of nothing. It just randomly gets hard. There is no hot girl or anything else that can cause a boner.

Dude, I was sitting in chemistry when out of nowhere I got a dry boner.

by rudyj2112 August 17, 2010

Sour Boner

A fowl smelling erection, a wang that may have not seen soap and water for several days.

"Susie gave me head after five days of hiking and camping, gagged her with a Sour Boner"

by Super destroyer fuck machine August 17, 2011

counter-boner

When your significant other becomes horny at the thought of you, and the thought of them being horny at the thought of you makes you horny in turn.

Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.

Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)

by LufffiStudios August 31, 2013