boing slap
the noise/action of an erect penis bouncing from an eager male's boxer shorts onto his stomach when he's about to be given a hand/blow job
boing slap by boingslap July 12, 2011
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boriness
boriness by Bruno Laurito Pires January 20, 2007
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boning the prime cut
Making love to a beautiful woman. Screwing a babe. (Usually the first time; first sexual encounter.)
Bart had flirted with Tina in the office for months. She seemed out of his league though; he probably had even placed her her on a pedestal. Yet tonight, here he was, screwing her... boning the prime cut... and she was loving it with him.
boning the prime cut by Quinster January 31, 2008
World Championship of Boringness
An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
World Championship of Boringness by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009
Oingo Boingo
The best band in the universe, fronted by Danny Elfman. Danny Elfman is basically the mortal equivalent of Jesus Christ, only with more chops.
Oingo Boingo by Mel July 30, 2008
boing yoing
The chewy gristle in a meat product.It bounces and boings in your mouth making your steak, chicken or other meat quite undesirable to eat.
boing yoing by Goldylocksgirl January 5, 2009