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California Border Hop

A prank originating in Maryland to be performed during sexual intercourse.

YOU NEED:
-A girl, preferably one who is willing to have sex with you.
-A friend
-A room with a closet and a window.

WHAT YOU DO:
Step 1: Make your friend hide in the closet.
Step 2: Convince the girl to have sex with you while looking out the window.
Step 3: During intercourse, the friend silently comes out from the closet and you switch with him. Unbeknownst to her, your friend is now having sex with the girl.
Step 4: Go outside, in view of the window, and wave at your girl.
-CAUTION-
It is quite likely that performing the California Border Hop will put your friend's penis will soon be in peril and his face may soon have a red hand mark imprinted on it.
by thiswasforthelulz August 12, 2009
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GameFAQs Message Boards

Hell in the Internet form. A place where people go to post pointless character polls, stories about their uninteresting lives, song lyrics, emo poems, argue about overrated games, emote stupidities, and generally be an all around idiot. Half of the users there don’t even understand the function of the shift key. The few people that are actually sane, original, and witty are always silenced by the power-hungry moderators.

The GameFAQs message boards brainwash their users with some crazy pretend currency system called "Karma" and "Marked Message Accuracy" (MMA). It’s a shame that people can be so easily tricked by imaginary suck-up points.
Reading the GameFAQs message boards makes me cry.”

“GameFAQs message boards? More like LameFAQs message boards. olololol!
by Sub Tank November 10, 2004
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border

a line or area between two places which is usually closed off or illegal to cross.
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Birds!

A terrible word used when the time reaches like 5 am and the birds start chirping.. usually signals that the sexting needs to come to an end.. as well as the masturbating.. so that can actually wash up and get to bed since the sun is literally rising
Time is hitting 530ish..

Him: *Now move you to the edge of the bed.. parting your legs.. and lustfully move closer*

Her: Damn.. would continue.. but.. birds!!!

Him: Little fuckers
by Charged Penguin June 15, 2020
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run for the border

After having Taco Bell. The process of you having to take a massive crap
Oh no I gotta run to the border now that I ate this nasty food.
by Crapper John May 12, 2004
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Angry Birds fury

The absolute highest anger felt when you fail to achieve three stars in an Angry Birds level, even after watching video walkthroughs and knowing you followed their instructions precisely.
Uh, Dude, you just threw your iphone across the room...

Sorry, man, Angry Birds fury. Been watching 3 star walkthroughs for this level & they just don't fuckin' work!!!!
by Tommyt August 14, 2011
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Angry birds

The most addicting iPhone game you will ever play. Ever.
by Syehsreh January 4, 2011
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