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Two Boobs, One Hole

The belief of the heterosexual minimalist that reduces the importance of aesthetic appeal during intercourse. Simply put, the belief that any woman with a pair of breasts and a vagina is more than sufficient for having intercourse. Also known as "I take whatever I can get".
Jim: "Dude, that girl is fugly as hell. I dare you to try and get with her".

Bob: "Sure, I don't care. Two Boobs, One hole, thats all i need".

Jim: "You're a freak, man."
by kinkyasianbuttsex June 6, 2009
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Boobscan

Word for a girl whose chest is the only good looking part of her body.
That girl can't get as much love as her boobscan.
by devils1 August 17, 2009
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Beast Boobs

When a female has humongous, gargantuan boobs. As large as they are unable to touch.
Wow, beast boobs on that creature!!
by Jürgen Heinz January 30, 2009
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Vibro Boobs

The phenomenon produced when a cell-phone stored in cleavage vibrates when called or text messaged
My freind, we were hanging out, and her boobs were all like 'vibro boobs time!' on me! It was actually kinda hot...
by Almightyyoda2012 May 26, 2010
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boobs

Dude, Jeremy look... BOOBS!
by Mark The Fat Kid December 28, 2005
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boobs

(for girls only) look down
boobs are those things coming out of your chest guys are mesmerized by
by anonymous25437 May 30, 2009
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Boobs

The things men want because (most) can't have them.
Little Girl: Mommy, why do men like boobs so much?
Mother: Well honey, It's because men want what they can't have.
by KittyKat2013 April 5, 2010
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