shit house bandit

Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.

They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.

by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007

butt bandit

a small asian man who runs around and pulls his pants down and puts his ass on things. As he does this he then proceeds to yell out the name of the object in which his butt cheeks are grazing.

"Ahh my ass un key boad"
"Ahh my ass un yo compua"

by chaouwdtieey August 15, 2003

doo doo bandit

A mysterious character that goes into ones house, unknowingly, and shits up ones toilet without flushing. This is best done when the occupant of the house is out of town or expecting guests.

I just went over to Matt's house and doo doo bandited all of his bathrooms.

by ReTodd January 12, 2006

cum bandit

A Female who jerks off a male while he is in slumber, to collect sperm on a specific body part. (i.e. Breasts)

I thought I was having a wet dream the other day, but it turned out to be the Cum Bandit getting me to bust on her tits..

by RJohnyblaze June 23, 2008

robitussin bandit

A person who regularly steals robitussin products from stores mainly for their good source of DXM or a really nasty cough, maybe.

Dude1: Dude, you'r such a robitussin bandit you just stole like 42 bottles the other day
Dude2: I know i cant believe that robocop didn't catch me.

by bongtoke420 April 12, 2008

Shit Bandit

Someone who gets wasted at a party and shits on the floor, the couch, and the wall. Then, the Shit Bandit leaves mysteriously, like a bandit, leaving his friends behind to clean up the mess. The "Party Pooper" is called a Shit Bandit because he steals the fun from the party, like a crafty, stinky, fecal-covered bandit.

When Tyler shit everywhere at the party, then mysteriously left, everyone knew that he was a real Shit Bandit.

by Gaz55 February 18, 2008

Baditude

Bad + attitude. Sometimes pronounced baaaditude.

In the workplace, baditude describes someone with serious authority issues or an apathic, disrespectful or slacker-ish attitude.

Goofus spends half his time dissing the boss behinds his back for micromanaging. When Goofus is out, we gossip about his latest screed and dissect his personality and baditude.

Miss Baditude: They don’t pay me enough to smile at the customers.
Diane: Grrl, you’ve got baditude!

by Mandingoe January 12, 2008