blobnoxious

Refers to a lady who is being more than usually unco-operative, illogical, irational, short tempered and just plain horrible simply because the decorators are in. Formed from obnoxious and on the blob.

dont try asking her for anything, shes being totally blobnoxious

by Bad Dragon February 29, 2008

Defiant Blob

A regular MLIA commenters, tinychatter, and flockdrawian, recognized by a fair amount of people within the MyLifeIsAverage commenting community. As the name states, he is a defiant blob. Defiant Blob's interest include animation, OP bashing, and nomming apples.

Defiant Blob has been particularly defiant today.

by Defiant_Blob November 15, 2010

gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.

"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."

by Thatguywiththeoutrageouslyandunessesarilylongname June 4, 2007

blob

"The Blob" is a movie that has been twice made, once in the 50s, and again later in the 20th century by horror film director John Carpenter. The story is loosely based (very loosely) on the H.P. Lovecraft short story "The Colour out of Space," and concerns a life-sucking, flesh dissolving blob of protoplasm that arrives inside a meteorite.

If you've read "The Colour out of Space," don't bother seeing either version of the Blob - they twice butchered Lovecraft's artistry.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Blobby

blobby is characterized by people who dont do any activities or who have really stupid activities like tennis , scrapbooking, taking pictures, sending e cards , shopping at expensive stores that sell ugly preppy clothes like polo ralph lauren and lacoste, they of course have a apple laptop, they like the notebook, wear colored ugg boots, would rather hang out with one of their teachers or parents then go to a party, hang out with their freinds much younger siblings that are like 11, they like golf,work on the yearbook, are overly involved in school events, are straightedge, collect shells to put in their scrapbooks, take alot of pictures of everything that happens ever, text their moms on their sidekicks,bake and sew on their weekends, tubing , shopping at rok and lola, working in womens boutique stores as men,being obsessed with the OC, gilmore girls , and other blobby tv shows like Freinds, having tiny dogs that fit in your purse, liking The Notebook, flipflops

BLOBBY ABC's
A-apple computers
B-Blob
C-camera /cotton balls /curtains /cupcakes/ conneticuit / color coded assignment sheets /color coded anything
D-designer bags
E- e-cards / easter
F-facebook / flipflops / fingertips /face wash
G-gilmore girls / golf
H-honor code
I- i am a blob / ipod cases
J-Juicy Couture / john mayer / jesse / jelly beans
K-Kodak
L-lavalamp / leaves pressed into scrapbooks / lampshades / loofas
M- mommies / mr.blob / massachusettes / maxi pads
N-Notebook / new hampshire
O- OC
P- Pictures / puffy hair / polo shirts
Q- quilts
R-Ranney /rok and lola / Ralph Lauren
S- scrapbooks /school events / straightedge / siblings / soft rock / starbucks / starfish
T-teachers / tubing / tissues
U- ugg boots(colored(pink))
V- velvet
W- watermelon
X- xylaphone
Y-yearbook
Z- zoloft blob

by Sammeta February 17, 2007

blobber

A big fat person who you could never ever be attracted to. Ever.

Oh my god, they've nicknamed me blobber, I'm so fat.

by Stiffers April 29, 2007

blabs

the stomach rolls that are the offspring of blubber and abs.

We went to the beach and my dad was showing off his blabs.

by pawljimz March 1, 2011