daniel birkett

A sex offender who loves a co op pizza, has a sexy mum, a cab driving dad and a Cwaig. Got rejected on Christmas Day by a rats ginger a loves a warm touch of the thigh, he will touch you up if your not looking. He is a retarded scoundrel who will do anything to protect his beloved brandon

Run Daniel Birkett is chasing you he wants to touch you up

by Tracy Birkett June 9, 2020

National Birkenstock Day

March 16 is National Birkentsock Day. Wear your Birkenstocks on March 16!

Kim: "Isn't tomorrow National Birkenstock Day?"
Pete: "Yea, it is!"
Kim: "Wanna wear matching Birkenstocks tomorrow?"
Pete: "Sure, why not."

by kaleyley March 15, 2022

ceo_birkin

Ceo_birkin is the richest most hated bitch ever ceo_birkin doesn’t give a fuckk and doesn’t take any shit also the moat untouched

Omg it’s ceo_birkin she the MOST UNTOUCHED person alive

by Ceo_Birkin May 1, 2022

Obssesive Blick Disorder

A mental disorder where one wants to act hood and play with guns when they grew up in a nice and peaceful surburban area with their mom and dad. (OBD)

Basketball players Ja Morant and Mikey Williams have Obssesive Blick Disorder.

by JucoLegend.org June 16, 2023

Jerkin ya Birkin

When an old man masturbates to live tv porn, (A Birkin is an elderly penis

Man everybody in that house has walked in on Great Uncle Rufus jerkin his Birkin.
Jerkin ya Birkin

by BigMakk June 21, 2021

Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin

The noise a retarded kid makes

"Shmirkin dirkin birkin dirkin" - the retarded kid

by General Serb Nationalist October 5, 2023

blarky

This word has a negative connotation and can be used when you don't like something.

person1: Hey what's for dinner?

person2: I was thinking of brussels sprouts and liver.

person1: Blarky!

Bill: Dude lets go clean my garage out.

Dude: Blarky.

by CA dream'in August 21, 2009