Blap

The sound a person makes when they imitate fireing a pistol.

1. The gun sounds like "Blap, Blap, Blap".
2. I wipped out my pistol and Blap, Blap, Blap I shot the man down.
3. I pointed it at him and Blap I shot him dead.

by Ryan 4BZ February 1, 2004

Blapz

Blapz Originates from the people who wear avirex and schott jackets whose entire language comprises of blap.

Blapz..Plural to blap...instead of doing the blap blap blap (3 blap) the blapZ is the one word that summaries the 3 blap.

Origin: Wizkid

What the hell are those blaps stealing now?

Oh that was wikid...BLAPZ!

by Nisha October 22, 2004

blarp

Farting in the back of a fine automobile with leather, such as a Cadillac

Brady Quit blarping back there!!!

by coxroxnja March 1, 2011

Blampkin

The opposite of a blumpkin, a rim job while peeing.

Rory: "Yo last night i went to the bathroom and my girl kendra did a sneak attack blampkin while I was taking a leak.

Hughy: "Yo man, props, but that shit's nasty"

by vajweedy April 14, 2010

chode-blap

To hit a woman across the face with a penis that is wider than it is long: to blap a woman with a chode

He's one heckuva chode-blapper!

by Foxy October 29, 2003

Bleep bloop blap

Bleep bloop blap is a term often used between friends to fill the silence of a moment, after a joke and/or after a funny sound has been made. This term is usually used in repetition.

Clara: *coughs weirdly in the hallway
Shianna: bleep bloop blap
Clara: bleep bloop BLEEEEP!

by shibybop September 10, 2019

Blapping

The slapping of a woman's (or man's) butt in the middle of having buttsex.

Yo man last night was amazing, my girlfriend wanted me to keep blapping her!

by Pwnanater1985 March 29, 2010