blorky

Crud from the back of your throat.

I just horked up a blorky!

by Pill Gates August 12, 2004

blork

A nonresponse to a rhetorical question, statement; an exclamation of fruitlessness.

Him: Hey, girl, whatchu doin'
Me: Blork

by ellebeejay October 3, 2018

Björking

The act of fucking while listening music of Björk resulting in indescribable bodily sensations that defy human connection. Mushrooms can further enhance this experience.

When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.

Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?

by anonymous January 21, 2023

borketty

extremely borked
borked beyond recognition

the new facebook is borketty

by pecabo March 29, 2009

borkiness

To be borked, broken, damaged or faulty

My internet connection's borkiness is playing havoc with my work load

by Girlbug December 30, 2010

blorker

A dog that's barking in his sleep.

"My dog is such a blorker because she barks in her sleep like an idiot all night long."

by Chase in San Antonio February 2, 2014

Borkledoo

A small dog that borks a lot.

Stop barking you little Borkledoo!

by Daniel Avidan January 17, 2017