Humming a biscuit

Slang for smoking gods greatest gift to this planet...the ganja. Must say with an accent to get across the point that you are high in the sky with the flies.

-"Yo man what are you doin?"
-"Oh you know we just got done humming a biscuit, the moon is quite nice up here."
-"Word."

by TupacsProstituteTeeHee September 30, 2010

Twat Biscuit

The mass of fat on very large woman or young girl, located between the stomach and twat. Women sporting twat biscuits usually wear very tight shirts, often so short that the tummy is exposed and flops about over the top of their twat biscuit and jeans.

"Wow, that woman has a spare tire AND a twat biscuit!"

by JKH82 February 3, 2010

Oh biscuits

1. The perfect word to say in replacement of a sware word.
2. A peice of dough cooked to perfection.

"Oh biscuits i just got shot in the face with a gun."
"Mhh, gotta love these biscuits my mom made huh?"

by Gabe. =D April 8, 2010

No risk it, no biscuit

If you don't take the chance, you can't get the reward (prize).

It's a long shot, but if I don't go for it I'll never be a millionaire. No risk it, no biscuit! "B" is my final answer!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 7, 2021

Biscuit Eater

Originally, a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

An example, as from the movie it is based on (The Biscuit Eater), is a hunting dog that attacks the birds and eats them for himself instead of pointing or retrieving them.

That dog is nothing but a biscuit eater.

by Aninvader May 28, 2018

jizz biscuit

The biscuit which a small group of usually younger males masturbate in a circle onto as a game. The loser in the game is the last one to ejaculate and must eat the biscuit.

James looked at the jizz biscuit and thought 'No way'.

by TonyM June 24, 2005

Biscuit fest

A group or gathering where over 60% of the members are women.

I walked into the party and there where so many girls it was a biscuit fest.

by Bunny stripper July 31, 2016