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Blowing the bundle

The explosive release of cum from the female vagina hours after sex. A true bundle blow can only be achieved by a female when a tremendous amount of cock force & cum has been released in the vagina. Often the blowing of the bundle is a pleasant surprise as it arrives 1 to 2 hours after intercourse. Blowing the bundle has been known to cause blindness if one is unfortunate enough to be observing the vagina hours after this kind of cum force cocking as the bundle is released @ mach speed. Like earthquakes the 1st release is followed by less severe releases as the initial blast. Often refered to as reverse hoarding of the jerky as the vagina has gathered up the massive release of their partner.
Person 1-Golly I've got to do something about Barry. He's ruining my chances of meeting other guys and not to mention destroying every pair of underwear I own. Person 2-Geez, how's he doing that?? Person 1-He's always hoarding all that jerky and let's it all go in me. Everytime he does I'm sure to be blowing the bundle an hour later. I had a date the other night but I almost took his eyes out when I started blowing the bundle when he went down on me. Person 2-Damn that Barry!
by jujuman31 April 9, 2010
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Binderfender

An audible fart. An expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the anus, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.
Miss Chalmers entertained the Ladies' Sewing Circle by blowing a raucous binderfender.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005
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binder

1) (collective) a number of women
2) (collective) a number of nouns associated with women, explicitly or implicitly
A binder of highly qualified women assembled to be considered for Mitt Romney's cabinet.

Major U.S. cities saw a swell of pubic demonstration, united under the banner of "saving Big Bird" and orchestrated by a single, engaged binder of concerned mothers.
by LexemeDepot October 17, 2012
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binderjuice

A woman's naturally produced lubrication fluid.

Popularized by black underground rappers.
her binderjuice smelled like walnuts and old fish.
by johnny Rocket April 7, 2004
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Binglewood

This form of erection is aquired when one sees a photo of Bingley, a really famous, proper fit internet forum poster.
Your busy browsing a particular internet forum at work, you see a photo of Bingley, you get Binglewood. You then go for a "piss".
by binglewood December 9, 2008
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Binkley

A word used to describe a fat or overstuffed blunt.
Brother! Where are you at?! Your boy just rolled a straight up binkley!

After school I plan on turning on the old tube with gramps and rollin' up a couple binkleys.
by 420BluntMaster April 23, 2014
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dick binder

A medieval torture devise used for the punishment of men guilty of committing adultery.

The term is now more modernly used to describe an uncomfortable often painful situation.
When his girlfriend walked in on him with his new boyfriend, Chase was in a real dick binder.
by Oscar Oscar May 30, 2008
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