Alabama Bootstraps

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.

I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

Scam bots

Scam bots are the kinds of bots that go on social media websites and will attempt to you scam in many different kinds of ways including trying to get you to get a free movie, get free currency from a videogame, try to get you to participate in their fake giveaway, will offer free hacks/exploits for a videogame, etc. What all of these kinds of ways have in common is that they will all try to get you to click on their link which a lot of times is malicious and can either be a virus, cookie logger, iq grabber etc. Even some sites like ones that give you some kind of reward from downloading apps, doing surveys etc are also considered a scam because you are earning less money in an hour than you would at a real job and its often kids under 13 participating in these so it would be illegal because you cant collect information from kids under 13. It is widely advised not to click on their links unless you have some kind of protection on you like a virtual machine (VM) or a Virtual Private Network (VPN). These scam bots mostly appear on popular websites such as Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, Reddit, Tiktok etc.

There are Scam Bots appearing more than ever since quarantine.

by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser February 25, 2021

giggling in my boots

when something is really funny even if you aren’t wearing boots.
used like an “lol”, “lmao” etc

person1: yo that video was so funny

person2: i know it’s got me giggling in my boots

by poopydoopyhead123 January 31, 2022

Buttsex In Botswana

The term refers to American military foreign policy in which the establishment of Democracy and Civil/Human Rights are the reasons for war in the face of a so called tyrannical government. The fact that once said tyranny is toppled and America begins to do the usual of extracting resources, reducing the country to rubble via warfare, while installing their own incompetent corrupt puppet regimes is implied as a given. The end result is that American soldiers are fighting the war due to said country not being liberal enough. So while they're dying in some wartorn hellhole, Neoliberal (though sometimes Neocon as well) figures can have feel good talking points while pretending they're supporting the "good guys" and are on the "right side of history" as if life were a Marvel comic book.

The term is essentially meaningless and is used as a way to mock Neoliberal politics. See Globohomo for details

Man 1: I just joined the Army! I ship to basic next month
Man 2: Oh great and waddya gonna do, fight for Buttsex in Botswana?

by $uicideByFiring$quad December 28, 2022

slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased

A term used to express exaggerated joy and approval by onlookers or witnesses to behavior perceived as iconic or fierce (e.g. a death drop during a voguing performance, a friend looking hot in a provocative outfit, etc.), or at an unexpected but propitious outcome (e.g. a celebrity coming out, news of a highly anticipated album drop, etc.), typically within the context of gay counterculture.

The term is a portmanteau and takes the form of a command followed by a proclamation. "Slay the house down boots" mixes the use of "slay", widely used as a shorthand to express joyful surprise, with the instruction to slay "the house down", implying a larger edifice or audience, typically in the context of a performance. The addition of "boots" is used for shock effect, echoing wider gay parlance. "Houston I'm deceased" is a play on the lines used by astronauts communicating to NASA's Mission Control and implies that the reaction was so urgent that a well-known authority had to be notified; "I'm deceased" humorously implies that something was so overwhelming that the speaker has passed away. The impossibility of literal use accentuates the chaos and humor.

The term is used primarily among queer youths and emerged from the NY ballroom and drag scene before percolating into wider gay culture, primarily via memes and alt Twitter. It is used for its flamboyant flair and for its tendency to bewilder straight audiences.

*Performer executes a flawless death drop while voguing*
"Yis maw maw you better werk"
"Slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased!!"
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by rabidtuberculosis August 1, 2023

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

You say this when you burn or roast someone.

Person 1: This is stupid
Person 2: No you’re stupid! Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur…

by TheHumanoidPerson March 23, 2022

killing boots

Any footwear that has been worn by a person whilst that person killed another person(s).

My friend's uncle fought in World War II. He was wearing these very same boots when he shot another man to death. They're what I call my "killing boots"

by Steam Machine September 10, 2007