bro beater

Function: noun
Pronunciation: ˈbrō ˈbē-tər

Inflected form(s): plural - bro beaters

1. A tank worn by Fratstars or Bros that displays how much the bro goes to the gym. 2. Either has some sort of arrangement of greek characters, a bro approved brand name written across the chest or oblique/side, and/or a further indication of daily gym sessions - such as but not limited to J & T (Jacked & Tan)

Bro 1:"Hey, broski. Tight bro beater. Did you hit the gym today?"

Bro 2:"I hit the gym everyday in my bro beater and you still ask me this question, brosef. But yea brohemian today was Back & Bis."

by nicktomyskin June 4, 2010

Buzzer Beater

Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.

“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”

by Acrisper55 July 22, 2021

2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.

Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!

by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016

cock beater

a guy's hand. does not matter which hand

Stop touching me with that cock beater.

by Oswaldo Sanchez September 24, 2005

Besetronic

From the Aztec God of cultural destruction, meaning "destroying culture."

Columbus was one of the most besetronic figures of his time.

by Peter Fucking Krafft June 17, 2004

beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.

Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."

by Person.0001 April 26, 2011

Bestfriend Day ‼️

Bestfriend day is on October 30th, show your bestfriend how much you care about them. So on Bestfriend give them a hug and tell them it’s bestfriend day and thank you for being there for me and I got you whenever ‼️💙

Girl/boy: Guess what day it is !?
Girl/boy: bestfriend day ‼️💙
*hugs each other*
Girl/boy: thank you for being my bestfriend and being there for me 💙

by Heibye anonymous October 29, 2019