bearcaught

bearcaught-After doing a large amount of cocaine or meth, the feeling you get if you try to go work in the florida sun. You will get lightheaded, sick, blood pressure and heartrate skyrocket, you can black out and die.

Dude I wouldnt do all that coke before you go run or youll get bearcaught.

by downtownhunterbrown January 20, 2009

bearmanpig

Global warming. On an episode of South Park, liberal idiot, Al Gore, tries to convince everyone that they are in danger from a ficticious beast called "Bearmanpig". This is a metaphor for global warming.

Honey, don't forget to put on suntan lotion or Bearmanpig will get you. I'm super serial.

by David Mize August 3, 2007

BEARCAT

A term for someone who randomly blurts the word "bearcat" during poker games.

In no limit holdem poker, on the turn or river, any card appears. Someone who is not necessarily involved in the hand says "ooh big bearcat"... That person is a Bearcat. The card that appears is just a card.

by Slow Now February 2, 2010

Flag bearer

The last person, out of a group of friends, to have had sex with a new sexual partner. It is seen as a badge of honour, this because the "flag bearer" is often seen as the representitive of the groups sexual appeal and conquest as a whole.

Man 1: "Yo, man 2, flag bearer yet?"
Man 3: "As if he is! lol"
Man 2: "... does a blowjob count?"
Man 1: "No... but kudos on reaching 3rd base, though at this rate you'll never be flag bearer."
Man 3: "I bloody hope not! As if I'd let this loser be flag bearer for long! lol"

by The Flag Bearer September 11, 2009

Team Bearhead

he team on runescape people join after being told "your not good enough" by the ranks of Team Tryhard.

"Hey, arent you Team Bearhead" Yea! "Ohh guess Tryhard declined you then." .....

by RunescapePlayer123 July 4, 2011

Bearalyzed

Being paralyzed by a full-grown bear.

Pic here
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd94/pooptyler/l_1dc68e9cb60d6e5c299f98e9d4691574.jpg

"What happened t tom in the woods last week?"
"OH he got bearalyzed."
"Bearalyzed!? by what!?"
"A full-fledged Grizzly bear, What do you think!"

by the FRenchporker March 11, 2009

Bearface

An extremely unattractive person, usually a female. Earliest known use of the word was in George Washington Carver Hall of Howard University.

Sorry I'm late, this bearface dug her claws in to me on the bus.

by Thandrophir September 25, 2007