beanium

The correct way to say penis.

Sucketh on mine beanium wench.

by Mister Beanium December 6, 2017

beanium

A penis, phallic shape, or can be substituted for any body part, but especially penis

Girl: Hey daddy
Guy: Suck my fat beanium, bitch!
Girl: that is so hot

by BeaniumLover1234 December 6, 2017

beaniest

A form of the term bean. The person who is the beaniest is the person who us the biggest bean you know.

Tyler Joseph may be a bean, but Brendan Urie is the beaniest.

by TboneGaming May 7, 2018

Beanie

Beanie is that big forehead , that large head, that biggy wiggy, that head you wouldve never thought you would ever see

You got da BEANIE!!

by ohdsoqwcldebvli3qwbvc September 15, 2018

Beanium

The element on the periodic table that comes out of beans. One someone squeezes a bean a pure black substance known as Beanium will come out. If touched will give a natural high and sometime diarrhea.

Yo bro I just took some beanium you want some?

Doctor i got diarrhea from my beanium.

by Mr Neab October 8, 2018

Beanie

Beanie is a man of different words. Sender, d league player, and official bad ass who gets all the hoes. His stoke tank is so high you can't reach the top of that mothafucka. If you play chief keef or give Beanie an Altoid Hummer he may make your wishes come true.

Look at that girl shelby, she's the hottest in the grade and of course she's with BEANIE.

by COLOMANE BEANIE November 29, 2018

Beanpack

To insert a male's scrotum into a vagina or anus first, prior to the insertion of the penis.

Did you hear? Bryan beanpacked, Samuel, like a fucking animal.

by BoozyBumbler November 10, 2020