Beanhead

Some who is being a beanhead is someone that is being dumb so there brain is a bean

Gaz is such a beanhead he put his boxers on backwards

by Jez clarkson July 31, 2021

Awkward Beached Whale

N. In the same category as the awkward turtle, awkward flag, and awkward moose, the awkward beached whale is the act of placing one's palms face-down on-top-of each other, such that the thumbs stick out to either side. The individual then proceeds to alternately wiggle the thumbs. For maximum awkwardness, proceed to make sounds similar to that of the blue whale.

V. To do as described above.

Person 1: "Wow, I feel awkward."

Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."

Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*

"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"

*Feels exceedingly less awkward*

Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."

by captainduncan December 10, 2008

beanhead

a beanhead is a head with sticks out at the back alot like an alien head

its like a deformed ballon thats a beanhead

by adam morton July 26, 2008

beached whale

The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.

I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.

by spo April 7, 2005

Beached

The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.

Bro, somebody beached a giant in the men's room.

by Anonymous75B May 8, 2008

Beached Baby Whale

A fat female; a BBW.

Jane's gained too much weight; she looks like a Beached Baby Whale.

by Iodine April 4, 2004

beanhead

dickhead with a head shaped like a bean. has tendency to mess girls around - not nice to be around.

you've not gone and pulled that beanhead again have you - stupid cow

by Anonymous September 22, 2003