baldimort

A bald fat person

Mr merrit-blann is a baldimort

by The angmering school club June 3, 2020

bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.

“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”

by hopey777 July 17, 2020

baldkaeyauwu

my really cool mutual who i appreciate even though they made fun of me that one time

have you seen baldkaeyauwu’s new video???

by toweliesupporter June 24, 2021

Bald Bull

The act of shaving all your hair off and charging into people at high speeds.

"That guy slammed into me and broke my ribcage, He's a Bald Bull!"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

Baldastic

Bald people who are fantastic

He is so baldastic!

by Sparkling_Sevyl April 24, 2022

bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.

That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.

by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022

Bald man in the sky

a charismatic name for a certain director when they ascend in a scissor lift to “critique” the marching band

Look Look it’s the bald man in the sky he’s rising

by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023