batteries

most dramatic object other things stop working or they break, but batteries, they DIE. If you are a battery you're either working or you're dead.

Guy 1: Why aren't you listening to your walk man?
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.

by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

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Barted

A term created by stoners at Jericho High School meaning to get high. It was originally used to refer to THC cartridges (barts), but has come to express getting lit off of any form of marijuana.

We were barted all day yesterday after kicking Dfat’s bart.

by Smaracock September 1, 2021

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Low Battery

When your power hungry tablet doesn't want to change.

Low Battery
*plugs in* Not Charging 5%

by Google is Cool September 14, 2020

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battery operated boyfriend (bob)

A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.

Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).

by Roseread April 12, 2016

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To be lured into a situation which exposes a person for something they may have wanted to keep hidden or never knew about themselves. Or just a word used by edgy, dumbass teens whenever someone corrects them. Send them the definition of "Baited" so that they may be educated and don't make themselves look like shitheads again.

Person Number Juan: Ez game ez lyfe
Person Number Too: It's spelled as, "Life". :D
Person Number Juan: u got baited m8 lmao
Person Number Too: It was a fucking joke dipshit, you even know what baited means
Person Number Juan: u keep gettin baited fag

by ChronicClub August 14, 2016

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