Cash Bates

A cash machine/atm. Provides cash and statements (aka bates)

Wheres the nearest cash bates?

by S Palmer October 6, 2005

bateater

A hybrid between the worlds longest snake, the green anaconda and the worsts bulkiest snake, the Burmese python. It is currently threating the anaconda as worlds heaviest snake.

WOAH check out the size of that bateater, wonder if it eats little kids!

by Teh Gecko July 22, 2007

Batesied

To feel suddenly tierd, usually caused by to much internet surfing.

At 3-30 and 5 hrs in front of the PC I started to feel a bit Batesied

by M.Andrews December 15, 2008

Badestassest

When something is the best it can be. The best of the badass. Hense, the badestassest.

I need to order the Badestassest printer for my company.

by Jesse Drolema April 17, 2008

BathStar

someone you call who is really awesome and that you like being around them

Ted thinks that Jim is a bathstar

by gingerkid5150 July 13, 2009

Batstaffer

A Woman who likes to use a baseball bat instead of a dildo.

"whoa dude, I shacked up with this batstaffer last night, never seen anything so wide!!"

by richarlard April 29, 2010

Bitesticularitus

A terminal illness that is caused from low T (low testosterone) levels in about 3% of the American population. This low T level is caused from only having 2 testicles instead of the normal 3. This can be a fun trick to play on kids or dumbasses.

"I'm just glad i got three big ol' balls"

"hahaha"
"What? That's normal.... Wait do you have bitesticularitus???"
"oh nooooooo"

by ilovepuddinggggggg July 25, 2011