fucking baptism

the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman in labor and cumming on the baby's face.

derivatives:
bacon baptism - one of the participants is a pig
barking baptism - one of the participants is a dog
holy fucking baptism - one of the participants is a member of a religious order.
premeditated fucking baptism - the man inpregnated the woman with the intention of engaging in this act.

I love the pregnant ladies. When they're birthin' you can fit all kinds of stuff up in there. Give little miss a fucking baptism!

by glassy wassy September 7, 2008

Zions Hill Baptist School

A Christian school, with the biggest Wacko principal ever, he thinks that Obama will bring the end of the world on all of us.

The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.

The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.

Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.

There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.

Zions hill Baptist School is the worst school ever.

That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.

by Raypture May 21, 2009

baptise

To baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one's milk-laden breasts across a gentleman's/lady's head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of boob juice on to the subject's forehead.

Although I'm 8 months pregnant I still managed to baptise several gentlemen and one lucky lady last night. Alas, my jugs will soon be empty.

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Baptist

People that might learn the bible but don't know anything behind it.

Cathilics are all knowing because they learn everything behind the bible.


Baptists know the Bible, that's it.

by TubaMasta March 16, 2009

Baptist

something thats not catholic; synonomous with high divorce rates, jerry falwell (with his mother in the outhouse) and mainly hypocritical, holier than thou bullshit. see every religion tries to prove its better...in the end catholocism wins by a billion and a half so you baptists can go to hell, which is where your goin when jesus bitch slaps you down to satan...you know what, ill do it, your not worty of jesus' hand...i offically call dibs on the baptist bitch-slaper to hell guy

Jesus: i see your here for the profesional Bitch Slaping Baptist job?
Me: Yes.
Jesus: Why Should i Hire You?
Me: Because you dont have to get your hands dirty in southern redneck inbreds whose lives center around being punished to hell, so i figured id give them what they want
Jesus: I Like your Style, Lets See How Well You do, how does tuesday sound?
Me: No Problem
Jesus: Ok From Now on You are now my Pimphand Bitchslapper...if they ask, tell 'em J hired you and give them a ton of hope that they'll get into heaven, then bitchslap them into satans asshole...
me: Sounds Good
Jesus: Peace, im going to go with peter to bless some kids or some shit like that
me: see u around...

2. " did not have sex with my mother in an outhouse...it was my father"-Jerry Falwell

by Alex Curtis June 11, 2006

D.H.D Baptising

Is baptizing an human when you open up there humans mind too hear voice's during the baptising process,and exemplifi of paasing out for fun,haveing somebody press on your chest while you hold your breath for 3o seconds and paas out.

D.H.D Baptising is only a good ritual for people who understands their spiritual anatomy

by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009

Baptism

When your girl is on her knees in the hot shower ready to suck you off, and you stretch your nutsack out into the shape of a bowl to catch water inside it. Once full, you dump the holy water on her head to let her know she has been blessed to swallow your unwanted children.

Its time for your 7pm baptism. Get the shower hot so there is more room for the holy water...

by A ball moron October 16, 2020