Melon bashing

The act of stealing a melon/s from a turkish shop owner and taking it to the nearest park and smashing it with a can of red stripe.

The act of bashing melons

The new art of communication between alchol and fruits, namely melons

"We went past that smelly yurk's shop the other nite to perform melon bashing. The melon got bashed"

"I'm just bashing the melon"

"I feel bashed like a melon"

by FESTAtheINVESTOR December 24, 2008

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Tory bashing

When you beat up tories (conservative party supporters) because they are tories. Similar to Mosher bashing except with tories

'Anyone want to go Tory bashing tonight?'

'Yeah would fucking love to take some of their fat stupid heads clean off.'

by BigNobber October 21, 2020

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Male Bashing

Most people believe that "male bashing" is the insulting of men by women, when in reality it is the complete opposite. Male bashing is when a male batters, beats, or injures a women.

He was male bashing her when he threw her to the ground and kicked her.

by ericakubie24 May 30, 2018

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raisin bashing

whens some shriveled nuts hits you in your head

iu got hit in the head by a deeg and then raisin bashing hurt a sio bad

by Cangh Jui May 23, 2003

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Ham bashing

Common situation where men jealous of character, intelligence, and handsomeness of a friend/colleague/acquaintance make unwarranted negative comments and/or create hurtful MEMEs to try and make them feel better about themselves.

The pokerrrr guys had such empty lives they had to do serious HAM BASHING to avoid depression and low self esteem.

by SlamiltonVA June 23, 2020

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