Berra Bald

When a person in Umeå is bald.

Egon Lundin - Wassup berra bald

by Swedishguy12 August 29, 2023

Sports Bald

To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.

Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.

by Lesley6633 January 6, 2008

Bald Dog

A bald, floppy, semi-flaccid penis. Usually the post nut, semi-chub.

She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.

I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.

My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

Bald Karen

A Bald Karen is a man-karen that doesn’t have enough hair to be a Ken. It’s more like a Dave. Bald Karens eat at Schlotsky’s and own small fluffy white dogs. When they complain to the manager, they do it in a nice midwestern-y kind of way.

Hey, girl, did you see that Bald Karen over there complaining to the manager, but being too nice about it? That’s a red flag. You know what I’m talmbout?

by BadAtty June 3, 2022

bald kork

AN AMAZING TIK TOKER WHO DESERVES THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHHAHA

bald kork:caca-kun UwU *comes*

by caca-kun official January 19, 2021

bald people

The group of people who have very shiny heads and get smacked alot

Person number1: Yo did you see that group of bald people!
Person number 2: Yeah Man! I want to smack their heads!
Person number 1: Let's Go!

by Nobuu August 28, 2020

Bald Eagle

The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.

Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.

by Tocen November 7, 2009