red badge 

Following vaginal sex with a girl on her period, the man cock-slaps his victim with full force, leaving a spattering of blood.

Lee: "Oh man, you should have seen that dirty bitch last night. Gave her a red badge when I was finished."

red badge by Thanatoslives January 13, 2011

spaz badge 

A disabled parking badge giving disabled drivers or their carers the god given right to park where the hell they bloody well like. Can also be used to ponce free admittance into popular theme parks.......

make sure the spaz badge is out, the bus will have to stop somewhere else

spaz badge by paolo depanda July 11, 2011

red badge of courage

when you eat out a chick who is on her period, knowingly or unknowingly

my roommate got wasted on his b-day and comes out of his room with light blue boxer shorts with blood crusted around the dickhole of the garment. I asked him, "dude, is your dick bleeding?" He relpies, "No that chick I fucked must have been on her period. Oh no, I must have eaten her out", with a horrish face.

red badge of courage by Squirleygirl March 13, 2004

brown badge of courage 

The act of eating a ass with chunks of fecal matter or shit stains all along the crack of your partners ass. After completing the task you have officially earned your brown badge of courage. You sick bastard.

"Dude last night I finally earned my brown badge of courage with the help of your mom."

brown badge of courage by AzNm0Nk3y July 24, 2008

snack badge

food leftover on your chest/shirt/wife beater after snacking late at night. usually prompted by passing out while snacking.

that pizza made a great snack badge last night! When i woke up it was still fresh and tasty!

snack badge by dalamar42 December 7, 2009

humble badge 

A form of sarcasm often used to describe a person who is not humble at all. Wearing a badge proclaiming yourself as humble is counterintuitive to the very meaning of the word. Usually said to someone who is boasting.

Jon: It's not easy being this awesome! I usually spend the days trying to get away from all the ladies.
Jeff: Just don't forget your humble badge....

humble badge by theguywiththebutterflytattoo November 16, 2013

Vadge badge 

When a girl sends a guy a picture of her vagina so instead of dick pic it's *vadge badge*

Dude 1: bro Nicole just sent me a vadge badge
Dude 2: sweeeeet

Vadge badge by Captain stabbin' August 15, 2015