bachelors hand

A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.

"I had ace queen, what did you have?"
"Bachelors hand."

by Mischmo October 7, 2007

Bagler

A fry which has fallen out from the carton into the bag from a fast food drive in.

I paid for the food so I call all the bagler

by Paul Bedau December 24, 2006

Backed

the state of being in which a man and a woman are in a position in both are facing forward; where one is pressing their ass against the other, in a grinding motion, until eventually one of the individuals is "backed" into a wall, and pinned; wherefore, the grinding usually continues even more vigorously.

Guy 1: Did you see Isaac at that last party?
Guy 2: You mean did I see Isaac get backed at that party!

by GuyGotBacked May 7, 2011

bacteria face

Someone with a huge acne problem or has a bad complexion.

Megan's face has so many zits that she is nothing more than a bacteria face.

by warnhubb December 29, 2007

browns backers

The LARGEST sports fan club in the world.

Shittsburgh fans only wish they had a fan club this big.

by KRHimself July 1, 2004

Get Backers

One of tha bestanime shows in tha world!! sickness!! (Ginji sooo cute!

"Dude...did you watch that episode when Makubex jumped off a building?"
"Yea!! That was sick!"

by Skittles!! June 4, 2005

The Bachelor

The worst show on television. A show of no value and one that propogates the ridiclousness of "reality" tv

Jersey Shore is the new "The Bachelor" of reality TV.

by Godballer January 5, 2011