bacteria enema

when an automatic flush toilet flushes before you have a chance to finish, therefor spraying the filthy toilet water up into your ass.

guy 1 "stupid auto flush toilet gave me a bacteria enema again."
guy 2 " sick dude, better go get an STD test"
guy 1 " second time this month"

by bcbud4200 September 15, 2010

Bachelor of Cannabis

Aquired by ingesting marijuana approximately every day over the course of 4 years.

Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.

Tim: I think it is time I rapped things up and stopped living high.

Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...

Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.

Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?

Tim: Yes

by Goondued November 5, 2011

Baheel

Ridiculous, over-the-top, or just plain worthy to be made fun of.

That kid is so damn baheel!

by EvilMonkey131313 March 9, 2012

Boob-Backer

1. Men who's fat forms breast-like appendages on their backs.

2. An overweight individual

"I don't think he's that fat."
"What are you talking about? Dude's a boob-backer!"

by Totalimmoral September 12, 2008

son of a bachelor

Indicating a man was of illegitimate birth as his father was not and is still not married. Not to be confused with son of a bitch where bachelor is sometimes substituted for bitch. Melvile used the phrase in Typee. Not sure if he was substituting but I was struck with the subtlety.

Well sir , I will respect your mother but you are one sorry son of a bachelor.

Greeting: What’s up you motherles sons of bachelors?

by Wikidictionarymiki February 13, 2018

Bachel

A Bachel is a person who enjoys their life, but falls in love easily. Bachels are outgoing human beings, and love to be surrounded by people. However, Bachels have a tendency to have asthma attacks when they are drunk.

Person 1: Dude, why is that girl having an asthma attack?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Bachel, she's fine.

by kaseyjojo October 9, 2010

Bacetarian

Ones who diet includes bacon, but no other meat.

I would like a bacon burger with no burger, I’m a bacetarian.

by MMelSW July 5, 2018