Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.

My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.

by Matdakis September 16, 2025

Wok-Blasted

To be totally shit-faced. Obliterated.

Daryl: "Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!"

by txbe October 7, 2025

Cooler Blasted

When you fart in a gas station cooler and the person who opens the door gets your fart shoved down their throat

Dude, I totally cooler blasted someone in the gas station yesterday.

by LowRado07 December 30, 2025

Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

by Swimsical November 13, 2019

blaster

Any gun or firearm

When I was assaulted, I was so grateful to have my blaster on me!

by Starchylde June 4, 2016

anal blaster

1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)

2) Noun - A blaster of anus

Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.

Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.

by Jamal Anuus November 16, 2015

blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015