assring

A ring given for a wedding present.

Hey hun, I bot u an assring for ur wedding?

by Poison October 18, 2004

Assripple

When you fuck a girl in the ass and your dick makes the skin ripple

guy Yo Brian I heard you made that bitch assripple

Brian Yeah nigga I slapped her with my dick and it ripples all the way to the Pacific Ocean

Other guy Hey guys

Brian who tf r u

by Poopnibba December 6, 2018

assrape

What happens to you any time you take a test in Mr Brinkerhoff's class.

Holy crap man, that chapter 22 test really assraped me

by Jamez White March 12, 2003

Asspiphany

When a guy that doesn't necessarily care for asses sees a girl that gives him a newfound respect for asses.

"Did you see Mackenzie in those jeans?"
"Yeah. I think I just had an asspiphany!"

by Dielawn October 20, 2014

asswipetous

Someone with the characteristic of an asswipe.

Bryan is displaying asswipetous behavior.

by Honkysaxophone March 14, 2016

asswipe

1. Toilet paper
2. Another way of calling someone a bitch

1. "Pass me some asswipe"
2. "Your an asswipe"

by Noob Sherking Master June 20, 2016

Asswipe

The name of a person

My son Asswipe sure is hard to handle.

by Kmconner November 16, 2016