by will brock January 05, 2022
Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
Assistant chief usually serves the cheif and deputy chief of their fire department most small departments have two assistant chiefs and they will take command on the scene if the cheif or deputy chief are not on scene
Fire chief: go talk to my assistant chief I'm busy at the moment.
Civilian: ok thanks for directing me to someone.
Civilian: ok thanks for directing me to someone.
by NFD-42j7_sam_ray March 21, 2018
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by mcelikx November 22, 2021
When your dick can't handle anymore asshole so you gotta tag your friend in for help to finish the job.
by CorgiFarts June 04, 2017
The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.
by RNGF May 29, 2018
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