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Allara

Allara and human does not even begin to cover what she is. A goddess is a better way in which to describe her. Normally followed by packs of men she is not the ordinary woman as her interests not only follow female patterns but also that of men. This not only increases the desire men and women have for her but also make her impossible to obtain. Naturally talented at everything she tries, she also makes enemies easily not only for that but her incredible features and perfect skin.
Allara is the highly desired as a gf, amazing in bed.
by Secruity check! October 17, 2008
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Allard

An action that results in the death of a large amount of personnel or the destruction of an expensive asset.
"Did you hear about James crashing his car?!"

"Yeah, he definitely pulled an Allard."
by Lloydski April 4, 2015
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Alart

The alert before farting.
Consider this your alart – I just ate Taco Bell.

Related to shart.
by E-Z.E. Longfellow September 9, 2013
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Nature's Alarm Clock

Noun. The act of awakening in absolute astonishment to yourself doing any of the following:

- wetting the bed, pretty much standard and definitely the most common of nature's alarm clocks.

- ejaculating, also known as nocturnal emmissions; most commonly found with young pubescent men who have not yet mastered the fine art of masturbation, or just weird fucks who don't masturbate for some god foresaken reason.

- shitting, definitely the rarest and most frightening of all of nature's alarm clocks. Don't ask me how this happens but rumor says that it is most commonly experienced in things called fraternity houses.
Young Man: "I just woke up and my weiner was glued to my leg, and I had this bizarre feeling of euphoria and relaxation."

Knowledgable Elder: "Oh, don't worry youngster, nothin' to fret about thats just Nature's Alarm Clock telling you its time to get up and apparently do some laundry."
by Brad Pinto February 5, 2006
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lip lock alarm clock

when yo bitch wakes you up by sucking yo cock
Yo, this morning Chelle woke me up with a hummer, the lip lock alarm clock!
by Natedogg420 December 24, 2008
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Dildo Alarm Cock

This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.
A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.
by Lord Boo-Hissy April 3, 2009
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alarmageddon

Any time multiple alarm clocks go off to wake you up, usually witnessed by people who have a hard time waking up in the morning.
I had to set the alarms on my cell phone, Nintendo DS, stereo, television, and alarm clock in order to wake up. When they all went off it was alarmageddon.
by kcs at0m1k January 22, 2009
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