Splooge in your Applesauce

1) A metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in Austin Powers: Goldmember during the prison rap scene

2) The action of ejaculating into someone else's apple-derived side dish.

Example 1) Friend #1: "What now, bitch? I won!!! Splooge in your applesauce! All up in it!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah, whatever..."

Example 2) Ted: 'Bob, this applesauce tastes funny'
Bob: 'Yeah, because I splooged in your applesauce, Ted! HAHA'

by TheoDizzle July 10, 2005

Apples

Slang for balls (which is slang for nuts(which is slang for testicles)) esp. when cold or when they are pink because of blood flow

Did you see that guys apples?" "I know they are tiny!

by kadenkk October 25, 2010

applesauce

When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.

Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.

by airbiscuit December 22, 2008

bobbing for apples in Somalia

a preference for the love given out by males of an opposite race. The seeking out of males of an opposite race for entertainment, love, oral-sex and marriage. A lover of third world countries and it's men.

what's Ashley doing over there? bobbing for apples in Somalia

by hg chicagoland March 28, 2009

applesauce

when you take a large shit out of your tight asshole and you forgot you have a little shit left inside hours later

Wow, man I got so much applesauce inside my ass, i should have wiped better!

by hard cack October 26, 2011

gala apples

refers to dirty dirty girls that make up fake gay sex stories about her friends. also like to make up fake gay stories about harry potter charecters. just a girl who genereally likes gay sex stories.

oh, gala apples, you're such a perv!

by staci February 2, 2005

applestrapplegrappleberry

Three fruits (apple, strawberry and grape) fused together creating one single fruit; The applestrapplegrappleberry.

Miriam-would you like a deliciouse applestrapplegrappleberry today?

Brittni- why yes I would! ^.^

by Lozzeruk January 3, 2009