A way of appearing to say 'sorry' when actually you mean "fuck you for highlighting our mistake. We'll fix it, but not to please you. Don't think I'll forget this any time soon".
"I can see that there's an error on the latest budget report. Apologies for that." George Osbourne, 2013 Budget announcement.
by Fray Brentos December 16, 2013
Get the Apologies mug.The attempt to rationalize every single thing the Bible says, no matter how genocidal, homicidal, sexist, racist, or totally fucking ridiculous those things might be.
My apologetics class taught me all about how Moses's slaughter of the Amalekites was justified. I'm ready to teach Sunday School classes now.
by Expat227 December 31, 2008
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by Maku + Mai December 23, 2009
Get the Apocalicious mug.Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.
What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.
Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?
No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?
No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
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John Q: Holy shit! Did you see Andy Apocalypse bite the head off a chicken last night?
Joe P: Eh, it's been done.
Joe P: Eh, it's been done.
by Jason Halo May 3, 2008
Get the Andy Apocalypse mug.1) Something that brings the end of the world, however you believe it will come.
2) For those in the Supernatural Fandom, it's the part that we all miss about the show
2) For those in the Supernatural Fandom, it's the part that we all miss about the show
1) Human 1: Dude! The apocalypse was supposed to happen years ago and I'm alive!
Human 2: No shit Sherlock that end of the world crap is bull.
2) FANGIRL 1: Ya know, I really miss the apocalypse. Everything was so simple back when Sam and Dean and Cas were trying to stop the end of the world
FANGIRL 2: I know right, and we had Lucifer. He was pretty chill. But they kinda forgot Adam soo........
Human 2: No shit Sherlock that end of the world crap is bull.
2) FANGIRL 1: Ya know, I really miss the apocalypse. Everything was so simple back when Sam and Dean and Cas were trying to stop the end of the world
FANGIRL 2: I know right, and we had Lucifer. He was pretty chill. But they kinda forgot Adam soo........
by Acklesforlife November 13, 2014
Get the Apocalypse mug.The Demon Apocalypse is the event that will occur after the Zombie Apocalypse. In case you were wondering, the Zombie Apocalypse in a nutshell is when zombies will take over. The Demon Apocalypse is when all Hell will break through into our world (literally). What humans are left alive will have to go through this.
Here is a time line... 2012: The beginning of the end of the world. 2013: Zombie Apocalypse. 2016: Demon Apocalypse.
Here is a time line... 2012: The beginning of the end of the world. 2013: Zombie Apocalypse. 2016: Demon Apocalypse.
by governtheday92609 January 5, 2011
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