de-alphabatised

A terrible affliction for a drug and drink riddled society. After consuming a large quantity of barbituates, smoking 40 KKK's-or half ounce of bacci, cider, cider, cider. Vodak,vodak,vodka. The brain becomes de-alphabatised. The victim unwittingly invents new words and phrases as the brain becomesuncombobulated & no longer recognizes language. The alphabet & numbers(in random patterns), itself and you, as a conscious entity.

"Lil, your de-alphabatised mate!"
"...C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-!."
"What!"
" Wh*t s*y i me*nt to w*s,!. NO!. i cant r*m*mb*r how to sp*ak!."
"What!. What the fuck is SPAK?".
Cue tangent conversation on the origins of SPAK.

by Ali Bongo & Lil's, n his mam. November 10, 2007

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Alphabean

Dude has a hat made of pure butter. He and Miotch often go to see SideburnZ when he is out of the closet with his grandpa sock. Alphabean and Wedge are enemeys who would each each others faces out if they were not afraid of chipping a tooth.

How did you get that hat made of butter on to the beach without it melting Alphabean?

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

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alphablocks

alphablocks is a kids show about the alphabet. it began in the early 2010´s on cbbee´s, a kids channel. it is rated tv-y. it ended in the early 2010´s. the next one was called numberblocks. numberblocks started in 2017.

did you watch alphablocks? i did!

by ooffoo12345 January 1, 2021

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