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call accounting

Call accounting is software or hardware that provides metrics for telephony functions such as traffic analysis, toll fraud alerts, network management and cost allocation to various departments. There are countless call accounting vendors that tout their various features and niches. Some specialize in professional bill back, others focus on the unique requirements of hospitality environments and others offer generic solutions for general business requirements
I use call accounting software to keep track of misuse and abuse of telephone calling.
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friendship account

When you want your friend or friends to pay for you for you being their friend. Social agreement to pay back your friends at a later time.
Jon: Hey you owe me $15 bucks for dinner.
Joe: Cool, add it to the friendship account.
Jon: :|
by ticktacktoe September 25, 2017
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an actual good human being

A mythical creature you can't find in this god damn universe. LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERYONE HERE IS A PIECE OF SHIT
P 1 : I have seen an actual good human being.
P 2 : Lies.
by Blazinpyre December 12, 2019
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Porn account

An account on a site, for instance on Reddit, made for looking at and commenting on porn.
Josh made an anonymous porn account in addition to his main so that his friends wouldn't see all of his filth.
by Violetgirl November 26, 2020
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Multi-accounting

A form of cheating in online strategy games where you join a game with multiple different accounts giving you a significant advantage.
"That guy was completely invaded on day 1 with no resistance, definitely multi-accounting."
by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
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basted account

A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.
A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.
by MILLER604M May 21, 2021
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Self-actualization

In layman's terms, self-actualization is when you have reaped the maximum potential out of your personal talents, abilities, creativities and ambitions. Self-actualization only happens when all your lower primal needs have been met (e.g. physiological needs, emotional needs).

While self-actualization initially paints a pretty picture inside your head, do not be fooled as the journey is actually quite excruciating. In order to become fully self-actualized you'd have to push yourself to the limits. You'd have to devote yourself solely towards your ambitions and talents, no slacking or fun and games. The world's biggest entrepreneurs such as Steve Jobs were 100% self-actualized, but boy they were under a lot of stress and often overworked to the core.

In summary, self-actualization is a very good thing, but it's not for the weak-minded.
Me in first year psych: *after learning about the concept* Wow I want to achieve self-actualization!!!

Me in my fourth year: *suddenly realizes that self-actualization takes hard work and pure dedication* Ehh I think I'll just live a chill life
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 2, 2021
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