Brooklyn Bank Account

The act of wearing every piece of jewelry you own when going out.

Jim just robbed his auntie, jewelry box. He just opened up a Brooklyn Bank Account.

by Johnny B Gude November 1, 2021

Side Account

As opposed to a main account, a side account is usually an account used to troll online boards or can be used to hold things that cannot be held on a main account; like an extension of the main account.

Eg. 1: That person is obviously a troll and that person is obviously using their side account, I wonder what their main is...

Eg. 2: I can't have anymore Neopets on my main, so I'll just make a side account to hold some more pets!

by JUDYizm April 6, 2010

joint account

A point in a relationship in which the man no longer holds his own balls sack, the woman is dominant, the male has been unfaithful and or a "cheating bastard" which in conclusion results in one singular account on so I media accounts, facebook,instagram,twitter, ECT.

Ryan cheated on Morgan again.
How do you know? Because they created a joint facebook account. Oh man.. RIP to ryans balls.. joint account the loss of a mans balls.

by BMS world star September 13, 2016

accounting

A euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some pussy

I can't come see you this afternoon, I have a ton of accounting to take care of.

by Spicy Margarita January 6, 2009

My Twitter account was hacked

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

by paleoderek November 20, 2014

accoutrements

accessory required for a particular activity. The definition varies depending on context. For example, at a party it may refer to one's "works" (razors, lighters, straws) which are necessary to prepare drugs for use. During sex, it could refer to condoms, lube, toys, etc.

Does anyone have a bill, I forgot to bring my accoutrements!

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

acoustic masturbation

The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.

After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.

by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016