Zoom Baby

A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.

We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.

by FireMaidn May 28, 2021

Zoom:30

The time of day when you (virtually) have a beer with your peeps.

I'm SO lonely. Can't wait for zoom:30 to kick back and have a cold one with my besties

by Icebumb March 23, 2020

zoom face

The look on someone’s face after having been on a Zoom/Google Meets meeting for way too long. Usually twitchy, blood-shot eyes, intent on murdering the next person who says hello to them.

Me: (on a walk) Hey Jackie hows your day been?
Veronica: Go kick rocks jackass! (Storms off)
Me: oh crap, I should’ve known she was tilted from that Zoom Face she was rocking.

by Rum Hamster April 23, 2020

Zoom Baby

A newcomer, usually a millennial, whose recovery began at the onset of COVID-19 restrictions mid-March of 2020 and has progressed exclusively in virtual reality, primarily on the Zoom platform.

After a year in COVID lockdown, our first ever Zoom Baby is celebrating one year of recovery without ever having attended an in-person meeting, a truly remarkable feat.

by FireMaidn May 29, 2021

Zoom effect

When you see your friends/family/classmates/partner online through Zoom or another video call platform frequently, but still feel as though you miss them dearly because you haven't been in person with them. They also probably live across town it down the street.

I really miss my best friend, but I see her in our online class everyday. I must be experiencing the Zoom effect.

by Insert creative title April 22, 2020

Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.

'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.

by Axeman222 February 23, 2021

Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"

I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.

by funnymom25 December 8, 2020