Zoom:30

The time of day when you (virtually) have a beer with your peeps.

I'm SO lonely. Can't wait for zoom:30 to kick back and have a cold one with my besties

by Icebumb March 23, 2020

King of the Zoom

A game in which you work to be the last person standing in a zoom meeting. If everyone else leaves before you, congrats you're King (or queen) of the Zoom. AKA Zoom Chicken

Our team meeting was only scheduled for 30 minutes but a fierce battle for King of the zoom broke out and we were there for an hour and a half.

by hammer73time November 10, 2020

Zoom Bag

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.

1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!

by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020

wire zoom

Get wired over Zoom basically.

“What you doing tonight mate?”

“Nothing much, might have a Wire Zoom with the lads.”

by Bbilly015 June 27, 2020

zoom creeping

The act of pinning an attractive co-workers feed to your screen during a business video chat.

Yeah, I was listening to the new policy, but I was zoom creeping Ms. Smith the whole time so I missed the charts.

by Zoom Creeper August 15, 2020

Zoom dickie

A pre-made piece of clothing that slips on over your stained college tank top for any high level virtual meetings.

My clothing-challenged sister testified to Congress during virtual hearings wearing her Zoom dickie.

by Sandra Spawn June 18, 2021

Bob Zoom

Just a controversial Brazilian children's music band that is a bad knockoff of Little Dottie Chicken (also called "Galinha Pintadinha").

Go listen to Nightwish instead of Bob Zoom

by Ryan900USAYT December 3, 2022