Fighting Words

The few words, if any, to say before a fight ensues.
The most common topics to insult are:
Your Mom/dad
Your sister/brother
Your close friend

Your girlfriend/boyfriend
Your wife/husband
Your son/daughter

Your pet
Your financial situation

Or anything else you take seriously

(Both Max, the innocent bystander & Rick are standing in a alleyway, about to fight.)

Max: Any last words? (He punches his knuckles together and then gets into a fighting stance.)

Rick: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! (He glides his arms around him to end up with him getting into a fighting stance, both said their fighting words.)

by Royal_Defense710 October 28, 2014

curse words

something that should not exist

!@#$%^#@!#$^*%&^O@*@#$&^%****(((((*(@&)@(%*^&(&%(**($&@(%#)($@&*)^*&$^&!*)#!)$*!&!#^)*&%!#$^)*%^&*$#^$!%*)^$&)& ( curse words ) YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SillyZman March 30, 2020

3 words

Stands for "Fuck Your Mom"

3 words is used when saying "fuck your mom" is not appropriate or if there is a child in the room. Instead of saying "fuck your mom", you say "i have 3 words...first word..." and it is understood from this point on that you mean to fuck whoever's mom.

Manny: "Hey Abasei, want to go get our belly button's pierced?"
Abesei: "Hey Manny, I have 3 words for you.."

by unodostresquatro September 3, 2009

omg im offended by words whut shall i do?

A situation where one cannot, will not, or is not accepting any new words into a given language or vocabulary. Usually this is due to a great misunderstanding, or ignorance of, the meaning of a given word.

Often this person is in a position to send someone to the principal's office, or ISS (in school suspension). 99.99% of these people do not look on urban dictionary and can find words such as "pwn" "fugly" or "nigga" to be offensive.

See also: Mom, Teacher

guy 1:"OMG I Pwned that Nub!"

teacher:"What did you say?"

Guy 1:*repeats himself*

Teacher:"That is ____. Go to the principal's office!"

Guy 1:"OMG im offended by words whut shall i do?"

by FukUall August 5, 2009

bad words

Words that are said in order to make someone or something look or feel bad. Cursing is a type of bad word usage.

1)That fucking whore stole my boyfriend.If he doesn't dump her within the next 3 days and go back to me, I think I'll loose my damn head. I'll say so many bad words to her, that bitchy head of hers I will flip!

by Linda Bobbers August 25, 2006

two words

"shit house"
something or someone who is totally useless. ie they are "two words" and the second one's "house"

#1 Matthew tee'd off into the lake.
That shot was "two words"

#2 "How was the party?"
"Two words"

by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

drunk words

anything said while intoxicated that may or not be true. this is similar to a drunk dial in that in can be embarassing or emotional. anything said while this drunk also runs a high chance or being blacked out (forgotten) the next day.

often associated with the phrase "a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts".

unfortunately, the likelihood of truth varies from person to person.

HIM ::slur words:: "i love you. i really do. and ill remember this tomorrow, i swear. id mean it even if i wasnt drunk."
ME "yea, we'll see. i think its just drunk words."

by sotrue October 19, 2005