Weezer

Weezer is the best band

Oml Weezer is such a good band

Fax bro, Fax

by REESESPUFFSREESESPUFFSEATEMUP February 27, 2022

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

by Mark April 22, 2005

Weezer

A person who thinks they are funny but isn't at all and never will be.

W Bush is a weezer, and so is Martin Short.

by DKE September 4, 2005

Weezer

The white person equivalent to nigga

White guy 1/ you weezer what’s up
White guy 2/ not much you cracka

Non white guy/ haha weezer that sounds funny

White guy 2/ what did you say???!!!

by Kuarl wheezzzer 9000 turbo February 22, 2021

cheesing the wheeze

When your freind wants you do do him a favour but your too comfortable chilling in your room watching movie and eating popcorn and stuff that you tell him/her that youll do it later.

Man, im cheesing the wheeze right now can't i just ask my mom later?

by Okainen Lehtisalaatii September 7, 2007

weeze

funny; great; amazing.

He is so weeze, its unbelievable.

by Shannon. March 9, 2008

weezer

virgincore, plus they're everywhere

#1: Look up!

#2: What?

#1: It's weezer, weezer blue!

#1/2: whatswiththesehomiesdissinmygirl

by non-refundable fenceposts July 7, 2022