Jehovah's Witness

A Jehovah's Witness is a Christian. It is a type of religion. They believe in God, and Jesus. They also believe God has a name: Jehovah. That's where the name Jehovah's Witness comes from.

For more information, visit their website: JW.org

I am having a bible study with my friend Judy, the Jehovah's Witness.

by CakeInTheTree March 28, 2015

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Jehovah Witness Proof

To fortify your home with a large fence and locked gate to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from showing up at your front door unanounced to promote their beliefs and pester people at any given time.

It sure has been peaceful lately since we "Jehovah Witness Proofed" our yard, now nobody can get to our front door and we can sleep in without getting disturbed anymore!

by Warnhubb May 18, 2008

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Star Witness

the most important witness in trial that can secure the outcome of the case for one side or turn the case on its head.

See that guy? He's the only thing defense relies on, he's the star witness.

by Pompidy September 13, 2021

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witness

To check out, or look at members of the opposite sex; part of the teenage mating ritual; to look and lust over another human

Look! Those boys are witnessing us!

by Casey Jo June 15, 2003

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Jehovah's Witness

They basically solicit their faith. Such a sad religion, not believing in birthdays and all. Once you open the door to hear why your going to hell in 2671979936543 different ways, they won't stop. Try to shut the door, they'll hold it open with the convenient Holy Bible door stop.

"Hello, would you like to hear how your going to hell? Also, please read this pamphlet intitled: "101 Reasons Why Your Wrong."

"No thanks." *attempts to shut door*

"Wait!" *wedges bible between door* Please just read this!"

*Jehovah's Witness comes back during inconvenient times*

by AmaranthineFog June 16, 2015

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