tim wheeler

Sex on legs with a Flying V guitar.
Midget.

Frontman of the band 'Ash'.

by Oscar Cheesecake March 2, 2004

Poop Wheel

An animal exercise wheel covered in excrement, due to a lack of cleaning.

As you can see the hedgehog really despises his poop wheel.

by Treesrule July 24, 2009

Ted Wheeler

Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).

Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.

Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler

Ted Wheeler is going to hell.

by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021

The Third Wheel Test

A test to see if a guy and a girl are more than just friends. You hang out with them, and if you feel like a third wheel, there is something more going on.

-"Are John and Ashley dating?"
-"They claim to be 'just friends,' but I ran the third wheel test and it came out positive"

by #3'd May 25, 2010

On the Hamster Wheel

A COVID-19 shelter-in-place personal discovery, as consequence of simply having time to reflect on what really matters in life.

After 4 weeks of social distancing, I've come to the conclusion that I FUCKIN HATE MY JOB and ain't NO WAY I'm gettin' BACK On the Hamster Wheel...

by YAWA April 17, 2020

doors vs. wheels

A big fight about whether, there are more doors or more wheels in the world. This argument was started by the twitter user @NewYorkNixon the 5th of march 2022 and since then became a big debate.

A: "Where do you stand in the doors vs. wheels debate?"
B: "Obviously team doors!"
A : "Go fuck yourself."

by Luke.rtg March 10, 2022

wheelhouse

area of expertise, a particular skill;

as an alcoholic, a beer drinking contest is right in my wheelhouse.

by Reimer Cunningham July 23, 2005