wilsoned

To have bad luck; A situation that has ended in the worst possible manner.

When that car took that turn too fast, it flipped into that ditch and really got wilsoned.

I really wilsoned that test and failed.

by davidbarry123 June 11, 2006

Wilson Valdez

A medicore style of a baseball player in which they ground into double plays every opportunity granted to them

Mark was such a Wilson Valdez, his coach benched him for the state-championship.

by PhilliesBaseballTalk July 24, 2010

Wilson Suburban Legend

A very tall tale, sometimes (but not always) based on a tiny shred of truthful information, which is spread like wildfire and continuously embellished along the way, throughout the Wilson School District in West Lawn, PA. Wilson Suburban Legends (WSLs) are the apex predators of local fake news.

"Did you sign the petition to stop the from starting school 2 weeks earlier on Change.org?"
"Of course not! I know a Wilson Suburban Legend when I see it!" fake news

by shadow warrior 610 February 16, 2017

MC Wilson

To masturbate over someones facebook pictures.

Oy mate, shes fit. Wouldn't mind an MC Wilson.

by deegmeister June 21, 2010

Smith & Wesson

The largest firearm production company in the United States, founded in 1852. It has long been known to produce popular and well-regarded handguns ever since their original "Model 1", a diminutive .22 Short caliber revolver. Popular models include the Model 29, Model 19, Model 27, 686, Chief's Special, and Model 60.

Although generally known for their revolvers, they now also produce a wide selection of semi-automatic pistols and AR-15 style rifles for military, law enforcement, hunters, citizen personal protection, and private security.

He just picked up a new Smith & Wesson M&P.

by Jake Marlin April 24, 2011

lucky wilson

One who seems to fluke an unbeatable poker hand from two terrible starting cards regardless of the quality of his/her apponents hand.

You are sitting on pocket aces and go all in. He/she has seven-two off suit and calls for the hell of it. They somehow manage to spawn an unbeatable full house, trips or quads, usually on fourth street and the river. They then make out it was skill and they knew it would happen all along. He/she has played a Lucky Wilson.

by Nico Glimmerman January 6, 2008

Connor Wilson

The fast mothafucka in the United States. Currently residing in coppell, or cop hell Texas.

Did you see connor wilson beat up that weak southlake defense!

by DaxxGarman March 16, 2011