tipping the waitress

when masturbating over a girl the guy cums on her face. he then pulls up his pants, before winking and pointing at the girl "fonz" style before saying "keep the change" as he leaves the room.

** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.

"so, mark, how did it go with that girl last night?"
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*

"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"

"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."

by drstrange September 9, 2008

Wait wat

A phrase used if you don't know what the heck someone is talking about.

1: So yeah I was watching a show on TV called the Biggest Loser and Jen was so cool but I didn't like Ben but Ken was pretty cool.
2: Wait wat?

1: I eat nails for breakfast
2: Really
1: Literally :)
2: Wait wat?

by Unawnumus January 28, 2009

air waitress

a dysphemism (ie. a burn) of 'stewardess' or 'flight attendant'

that air waitress gave me a humming BJ in the airplane's bathroom. That's first class for ya...

by penguinpie May 24, 2007

I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch!

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.

*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?

by ArtySims February 22, 2009

call waiting face off

When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.

I cant believe i lost a call waiting face off with my girlfriend's sister.

by icedrake523 October 7, 2004

Waitrose

A pretty girl who works on the checkout of your local supermarket, and who you think is too beautiful to work there. A play on the name of a well know chain of upscale supermarkets and the flower known for its beauty.

"That girls such a Waitrose i only shop here to see her"

by mrforde August 23, 2006

back waiter

front waiter's assistant, quarterback, slave

Joe, the front waiter, frequently got pissed off at his back waiter, Clarissa, because she never properly introduced the dessert cheese platter. Clarissa frequently got pissed off at Joe for ordering her around like a diva so she started smoking cigarettes when she was supposed to be clearing plates, much to Joe's dismay.

by KMartt August 20, 2007