Machete Wound

by jannah8993 August 17, 2011

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salt the wound

put some spit on it, stop being a pussy/bitching about the situation instead of growing the fuck up

yo! she's fuckin gone! salt the wound and snag another beaver!

bro, salt the wound and find a better paying job!

salt(ing) the wound is what builds character!

by rhyma480 April 14, 2019

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Wounded Paw

Noun; A limp or feminine handshake given by a man. Typically the wrist is bent with the fingers pointing towards the ground.

A bewildered Joe Ham could barely contain himself when he was offered a wounded paw from the CEO of his Fortune 500 company.

by Electric0316 October 13, 2011

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Axe Wound

The outer part of a woman's reproductive system, world widely known as the Vagina.

I was about to smash Ashley, she pulled her panties off then what I saw what appeared to be an Axe Wound..

by Dei.mos January 30, 2018

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Bullet Wound

When ,while jacking off, a man accidentally ejaculates into his navel, then, while running to the nearest shower or sink, it appears to his friends that he has been shot in the stomach.

Nah, he's just bullet wounded himself.

by Super Hans October 29, 2010

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