Willy Wonka

When a man injects feces into his scrotum, then when he ejaculates the sperm is replaced by a fountain of poop.

That hooker did not see that Willy Wonka coming!

by Hellsa House October 30, 2008

wonkatonk

something outdated or obsolete.

That haircut is so wonkatonk

by Dr. President, Etc. September 26, 2004

Wonka

A word of praise and general liking. Often associated with something out of the ordinary.

Man that movie was wonka! or You are so wonka.

by Octopus Arms April 16, 2009

Willy Wonka

Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)

Jimmy enjoyed a Willy Wonka with his girlfriend.

by Matthew Glick October 29, 2007

wonkus

A man's penis that exceeds one's comprehension in both length and girth. Typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable size.

What kinds of things do you do for fun?
I am a big fan of stroking my wonkus.

You all better duck, because I am going to turn around and I don't want to smack you with my wonkus.

by Austness May 1, 2016

Willy Wonka

To shit on a girls pussy and then eat her out.

I decided to willy Wonka the girl because I was both hungry and horny.

by Johnjohn123john January 28, 2016

willie wonka

the trillest nigga out of the Trezz
aka Glenwood Forest. aka the Candyman got what these bitchz want
aka the block bleeder better know as the candyman serving em
A PIMP

I'm the orignal Willie Wonka
aint know body else like

by Wonka November 17, 2004