Willy Wonka!

It's just like a wet willy ,but you stick your saliva lubed up finger in some ones butt crack.

The plumber was bent over fixing my pipes so I licked my finger and gave him a Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka

by Bestly February 27, 2018

scottish wonka

Theatrical term. Used to describe a failed production or unsuccessful show.

We've been rehersing all week, lets not have a Scottish Wonka!

I can't invest my money in something that's going to be a Scottish Wonka. I'll get tickets after the reviews are published.

by Beanbunny05 March 3, 2024

Willy Wonka

He is a very seggsi man but some of you may know him as a creepy one. WELL, no🙈he is very seggsi and he has abs🥵🤩🤩we all melt for him (like chocolate melts- got it? No? Ok🙄🙄)

Willy Wonka

by WollyWonkaJuicyAss🙈🙈 October 21, 2020

playing Willy Wonka

1. to be in bed with several people in a platonic way, a-la the grandparents in the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
2. to collude in an overly friendly way with one or more individuals who are either nonproductive or disingenuous.

1. "We all had taken some molly at the party and decided to listen to some music and play Willy Wonka together."
2. "Look, man, I'm gonna need more money because I'm not playing Willy Wonka with you mother fuckers."

by garbagefight June 30, 2025

wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.

man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts

by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011

Wonka Willie

A Willie covered in chocolate

To spice up valentines give your wife your Wonka Willie

by SillyBugger89 February 11, 2021

Willy Wonka Bucks

A term that can be used when you want to enter a bet or dare a friend to do something stupid but don't want to put anything at stake. In other words, it's money made from "pure imagination".

Person 1: Hey Person 2 I'll give you 50 Willy Wonka bucks if you ask Person 3 out!
Person 2: Sure
{Person 2 does the dare}
Person 2: Where is my money?
Person 1: HAH here you go. It's money made from pure imagination!

by Deadest Man Walking November 14, 2023