One who deters the socialization of a couple, perhaps when being invited out of pitty or through a feeling of duty. This person may be eased into the situation by being allowed to stay in an envirnment he or she has become accustomed to (perhaps a kitchen, where the third wheel can bake cookies for the couple.) The third wheel may feel uncomfortable about watching the couple canoodle on his her her sofa, but none of this is taken into consideration.
by Emu December 13, 2004

A Wheels Moment is an event, typically positive, that evokes emotion and surprise, or calls to mind a familiar feeling. Wheels Moments are generally cool.
"I ate an entire pad of sticky notes, what a Wheels Moment."
"No way you did something so wild, that's such a Wheels Moment!"
"No way you did something so wild, that's such a Wheels Moment!"
by Wheels Wizard January 3, 2023

Racecar for the walking-impaired
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

"That shit does not matter, it's
wheels on the bus"
"No ones watching us, don't give a fuck, wheels on the bus."
wheels on the bus"
"No ones watching us, don't give a fuck, wheels on the bus."
by Val_saph October 22, 2019

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature
originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.
originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.
person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"
by D-Bizz November 27, 2006

by Brotank2 November 25, 2015

One who Google's the words "third" and "wheel" (together) after being named such.
SEE ALSO: Forever Alone
SEE ALSO: Forever Alone
by jizzinmypantsok February 14, 2013
