Definitions by jizzinmypantsok

Las Vegas 

A city that is so epic it causes great depression among most. Visiting will make you realize how bad your day-to-day life really is.

Even if you go to Las Vegas and win some money while you're there (rare instance), you'll still be "epic-sad" when it comes time to head for home and return to your shitty old lifestyle. And if you drove to Vegas, your departure will be even shittier as you find yourself driving through miles upon miles of vast desert and lost souls.

If you get laid, you'll come home with aids.

Las Vegas by jizzinmypantsok March 5, 2013

Third Wheel 

One who Google's the words "third" and "wheel" (together) after being named such.

SEE ALSO: Forever Alone

Johnny went home and Google'd "third wheel" after being called one. He hasn't gone outside since...

Third Wheel by jizzinmypantsok February 14, 2013